we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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