whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You don't make any sense
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I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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