The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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