Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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