They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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