People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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