Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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