He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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