Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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