Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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