Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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