Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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