Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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