Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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