Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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