STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how can u be prego again
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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