Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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