I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My pussy is not your playground.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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