Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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