I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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