i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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