have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize