This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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