it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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