she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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