Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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