This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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