Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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