his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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