i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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