I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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