he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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