All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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So many bounce houses so little time
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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