Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
wow bdsm is so cute
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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