So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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