Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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