I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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