Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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