Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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