Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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