I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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