I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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