Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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