you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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