its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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