Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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