Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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