We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You're like the curious george of whores
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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