dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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