This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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